Read by Alex Mann
Earlier this afternoon at 3pm, the head of my Assistant Director of Communications exploded. The incident shut down production for at least 45 minutes, while the rest of the Communications Department waited for the Cleaning Crew to remove the biological matter and sterilize the office to working standards. Total collateral damage was calculated at one computer terminal, three computer monitors, the all-in-one printer machine, two blazers, two blouses, and one pair of trousers (the two managers seated nearest to him). It was an exceptionally messy episode.
If you would like to read the rest of this story, please check out Weird Lies, the recent Arachne Press anthology in which it, and many other fantastical stories from the League archives, appears.
Very impressive Peng, very impressive indeed.
Posted by: Foodguy @ kenwood km336 | Apr 05, 2012 at 03:03 PM
What a fantastic, great story Peng. You are so talented. Be proud of yourself, as I am sure your Mom is.
Posted by: Irene Gorchess | Mar 26, 2012 at 11:11 PM
Another great story from Peng. Although, this time she already had me at "Free Cake"! Can't wait to read more stories from her. She's so talented.
Posted by: Heather Ripberger | Mar 26, 2012 at 06:28 AM
Excellent reading of your hilarious piece, Peng! Congratulations. I told your Mom that I thought the cake part was inspired by her -- talk about a Sweet Stop! ha ha
Posted by: Robin Milne | Mar 26, 2012 at 06:10 AM
The audience loved it too!
Posted by: Lin Sue Cooney | Mar 26, 2012 at 05:21 AM
Love it! The thought and imagination! Real talent.
Posted by: Donna Kempf | Mar 25, 2012 at 06:24 AM
I loved this!
Fabulous performance of a very funny piece.
Posted by: Holly | Mar 20, 2012 at 08:55 PM