(In Alphabetical Order by first name)
Alan Maddrell
Alan Maddrell spends the day writing about Paris Hilton and Britney Spears, so his story is of course about a troubled woman. He's been doing joined-up writing since secondary school but still forms the number eight by making one loop on top of another.
Stories Written: "Mother" (read by Mia Holmes)
Alan McCormick is Writer in Residence with InterAct, a charity providing fiction readings for stroke patients. His stories have been widely published and frequently read at the Liars’ League and Decongested. His short fiction and illustrated writing with artist, Jonny Voss, can be seen on www.scumsters.co.uk, 3:AM, NthPosition and DeadDrunkDublin.
Stories Written: "The Runner" (read by David Mildon), "The Sacred Elephant" (read by Becky Hands-Wicks), "The Steel Rim" (read by Alex Woodhall), "Deal or No Deal" (read by Lin Sagovsky), "The Badger Sett" (read by Karl Niklas)
Alleia Jones
Alleia Jones lives and works in West London. She is currently trying to write a good book.
Stories Written: "Joy" (read by Clareine Cronin)
Alex Smith is author born in Cape Town who has written four novels published by Random House’s African imprint, Umuzi. The most recent, Four Drunk Beauties, is a speculative fiction set in Iran. In 2010 she won an award for youth literature and was shortlisted for the Caine Prize for African Writing.
Stories Written: "Icosi Bladed Scissors" read by Liz Bowers
Alice Hall
Alice Hall has been writing poetry for a long time and stories for not very long. She lives in South London but spends as much time as she can in Devon. She has had some poetry published and won some small prizes. She is younger than the narrator of Make do and mend but that's all she's saying!
Stories Written: "Make Do and Mend" (read by Elizabeth Yuill)
Alison Willis
Alison Willis watches a lot of bad films, reads a lot of good comics, makes a lot of strong cocktails and writes a lot of short stories while she decides what to do with her life.
Stories Written: "Comeback" (read by Alex Willmott)
Amber Dorko Stopper has published somewhere around thirty short stories, but only likes four of them. She is also a columnist for Korean Quarterly (www.koreanquarterly.org) and she knits as much as she writes. Her website is http://voluptuousstoicism.com/.
Stories Written: "Kalachakra"
Amy Nichols
Amy Nichols lives in Phoenix, Arizona. She'd rather live where there are trees and seasons. Her stories will appear this year in the Say Goodnight to Illiteracy Anthology, and the fall issue of NANO Fiction. She placed third in the 2004 3-Day Novel Contest. Her mother calls her stories "different."
Stories Written: "Numbers Nine and Ten" (read by Sabina Cameron), "Beneath the Crape Myrtle" (read by Katy Darby)
Andrew Lloyd-Jones
Andrew Lloyd-Jones was born in London and grew up in Anchorage, Alaska. His writing has been featured in the first Tales of the DeCongested anthology, in the Canongate anthology Original Sins, in the Pulp.net anthology Down the Angel, and he was a winner of the Fish Prize for his story Feathers and Cigarettes. He lives in New York.
Stories Written: "ChronoCrisis 3000" (read by Will Goodhand)
Angela Trevithick
Angela Trevithick currently lives and works in London. Her stories have appeared in America, Australia and England. In 2005, she was the Young Writer-in-Residence at the Katharine Susannah Prichard Writers Centre in Western Australia. Angela is currently working on a novel.
Stories Written: "Fuzzby & Coo" (read by Lynsey Pow)
Ann Brady
An oncology nurse by day, a writer by night, Ann Brady has had several short stories published. She writes a monthly column in the magazine Oncology Nurse Advisor. An American, Ann lived in London from age 10 to age 16 and attended school in Cavendish Square.
Stories Written: "Intensive Care" (read by Kevin Potton)
Anna Clair
Anna Clair was born in Southampton in 1979, never to return. She spent her early years moving around Europe and developing her obsessions with books and clothes. She occasionally writes fashion articles for various print and web publications. Anna’s fiction has been previously published by Pulp.Net, and like everyone else, she’s writing a novel.
Stories Written: "The Invitation" (read by Lisa Rose), "Holiday on Ice" (read by Gwynfor Jones), "Do Not Send Help" (read by Jennifer Tan).
Anthony Malone is 34 and has lived and traveled widely in South London. His fiction has appeared on the Guardian Online website, performed at the London Writloud and Tales of the Decongested events, and recorded for London Link Radio. He once appeared on Jim’ll Fix It but, sadly, wasn’t fixed.
Stories Written: "Deep Trouble" (read by Silas Hawkins), "Michael Jackson stole my career" (read by Ben Crystal)
Barry Walsh
Barry Walsh is a Londoner and an ‘I was always going to write’ writer who has finally got going. He has not been published until now. Though he’s got to the end of his first novel, it isn’t finished.
Stories Written: "The Cowboy Hat" (read by Marc Forde)
Bartle Sawbridge
Bartle Sawbridge has written one (so far unpublished) novel and a number of short stories, and has read his work on BBC Radio 4. He lives with his family in South East London. Bartle Sawbridge is his real name, honest.
Stories Written: "For Your Ears Only" (read by Stephen Butterton)
Bernie Deehan has been coming to Liars’ League for quite a while, and he’s very excited that his story has been chosen this month. In his spare time he has tried his hand at scriptwriting (don’t ask) and is now a struggling short story scribe and hopelessly hopeful novelist. Oh no, not another one…
Stories Written: "Presence"
Bilal Tanweer is a writer and translator. He has an MFA in Writing (fiction) from Columbia University for which he received the Fulbright Scholarship. He was one of the eleven recipients of the 2010 PEN Translation Fund Grant for his forthcoming book of translation and was selected as one of Granta’s New Voices in January 2011. He is working on a novel.
Stories Written: "After That, We Are Ignorant" (read by Rhik Samadder)
Bill Adelson
Bill Adelson is from New York City, but currently lives in Los Angeles, where he is definitely not pursuing a career as a screenwriter. He received his MFA from Columbia University. Bill recently completed a collection of short stories, To Happier Times, and is currently working on a novel.
Stories Written: "Day Trip"
Bobbie Darbyshire
Bobbie Darbyshire is the maturest student at the National Academy of Writing, UCE Birmingham, and Cinnamon Press has just accepted her novel Truth Games. She hosts a group Writers Together, came to cheer member Peter Higgins’s story at Liars’ League in August, and thought, “Hey, I’ll have a go”
Stories Written: "Something Missing" (read by Clive Greenwood)
Brindley Hallam Dennis has published the novella A Penny Spitfire (Pewter Rose Press, 2011), and That’s What Ya Get! Kowalski’s Assertions(Unbound Press, 2010), and around 100 short stories. As Mike Smith he has published poetry, plays and critical essays. He blogs at http://Bhdandme.wordpress.com/
Stories Written: "The Rage" (read by Martin Lamb), "Hecho a mano" (read by Susannah Holland),"The Workers on the Cross" (read by Steve Wedd), "Sal and Me, and Big D's War" (read by Tom Sykes), "Consommé" (read by Jennifer Aries), "When You Are Gone" (read by Kevin Potton), "Wheel ruts in the snow" (read by Tony Bell), "The Cold Blue Morning of Gidley Jones" (read by Lin Sagovsky), "Product Placement" (read by Louisa Gummer).
Bruce Holland Rogers
Ordinarily, Bruce Holland Rogers lives in the American state of Oregon, but he is spending two years in London. His most recent collection of stories, The Keyhole Opera, won the 2006 World Fantasy Award. He currently spends his free time interviewing ghosts in the Kensal Green Cemetery for story ideas.
Stories Written: "Letter of Recommendation" (read by Mia Holmes)
C. T. Kingston
C. T. Kingston is an actress who loves to write. Her work has appeared on various flash fiction websites, and she is currently turning one of her previous stories for Liars' League (London), The Hand in the Dark, into a short film. Comments and job offers to catkingston@googlemail.com.
Stories Written: "Something Exotic" (read by Sabina Cameron), "The Icicle" (read by Allie Croker), "Birds & Butterflies" (read by Judith Quin), "The Hand in the Dark" (read by Sarah Feathers), "The King of Beans" (read by Frederick Aarons)
Cally Taylor
Cally Taylor lives in Brighton and works in London. Her stories have been published online, in print and have placed in fifteen competitions. When she's not writing Cally goes to gigs, the cinema, museums, galleries and the pub. Her debut novel, a supernatural romantic-comedy called Heaven Can Wait, was published in October 2009 (Orion Books). Her second novel, Happiness Ever After, will be published in September 2011.
Stories Written: "Full to Spilling" (read by Clive Greenwood)
Carolyn Eden hates writing. Worse than writing is editing. Worse than writing, editing and cutting is, of course, not writing. She quit smoking on 5th October 2005. Her current hobbies are eating and dieting. She loves the Liars League for appreciating her work and has now written exactly fifty words.
Stories Written: "Some carpets to remain" (read by Clareine Cronin)
Catherine Sharpe wrote mostly for live performance in San Francisco in the 90's before turning her attention to gay marriage, IVF, parenting, gay divorce, dating, fiction, and nonfiction. Her first collection Ambition Towards Love hasn't yet been published, but read some more of the interlocking essays and fictions in Opium Magazine, Errant Parent, The Battered Suitcase, and upcoming in Weave Magazine and the Decameron Annual.
Stories Written: "Tasting Flight" (read by Daisy Whyte)
Chas Warren
Chas Warren is an English teacher who lives with his wife of 30 years -- also an English teacher -- in Gyeonggi-do, South Korea. He is more pleased at having been picked for Shock & Awe than can adequately be expressed within a 50-word bio.
Stories Written: "So Fast and So Far" (read by Will Goodhand)
Cherry Potts
Cherry Potts is the author of two collections of short stories, Mosaic of Air and Tales told before Cockcrow, published by Onlywomen Press. She will shortly be looking for a publisher for a ridiculously long lesbian fantasy epic.
Stories Written: "Mirror" (read by Kevin Potton), "Leaving" (read by Susan Moisan)
Chris Fyles has now had three stories accepted by the League, and he's getting cocky. Moreover, he's got stuff coming out in Scotland, has just made a film, and is particularly proud that his elegy to his cat is being included in an anthology. It's what Tigger would have wanted.
Stories Written: "Telephony" (read by Martin Lamb), "Two Percent" (read by Max Berendt), "Becalmed" (read by Will Goodhand)
Christina Lovelidge was born in Vancouver, Canada, but spent her formative years in the deep dark jungles of Hull. She studied Creative Writing at the University of British Columbia and was awarded a John Woods Fellowship through the University of Michigan for Theatre and Poetry. Liars' League is her first foray into fiction.
Stories Written: "Knob Creek" (read by Elizabeth Bower)
Clare Sandling
Clare Sandling has been a one-fifth writer since January when her day job generously gave her Mondays off from modernising the ambulance service. She regularly tries the patience of Brockely Writers Of Our Age and Willesden Green Writers Group.
Stories Written: "When Scrabble Goes Bad" (read by Steve Wedd), "Smirnoff Vodka - One Litre" (read by Lisa Rose)
Dan Gillen
Dan Gillen is the author of the unsuccessful commercial thriller Dead And Buried.
Stories Written: "A Handful of Air" (read by Stephen Bellamy)
Dan Timms
Dan Timms was born in Liverpool . He spent six years in Brussels working as a speechwriter for the EU before returning to the UK to study for a Creative Writing MA at UEA, where he is currently writing a novel based on the character of Ben.
Stories Written: "Half Empty" (read by Jo Widdowson)
Danny Birchall
Danny Birchall divides his time between SE4, W9 and SW1. His work has been published in nthposition and The Mechanics Institute Review, and read at writLOUD and Tales of the DeCongested. He blogs at squaresofwheat.wordpress.com
Stories Written: "Ten English Trees" (read by Clareine Cronin)
Darren Lee live in London. He is a regular contributor to MusicOMH.com and his story Spellbound was recently included in the 50 Stories for Pakistan anthology. He is currently working on replacing his hair, which has been shed in despair at the amount of unfinished work on his hard drive.
Stories written: "By the Horns" (read by Greg Page)
David Braga lives and works in Bristol. He enjoys writing, but it's really just something to do until his dream of being a fat middle-aged rockstar works out. Two down, one to go. He's published by Pill Hill press and Twisted Dreams magazine amongst others.
Stories Written: "Shopping" (read by Ben Crystal)
David Gill
David Gill is from Cardiff, lives in Hackney and works in Brixton. In the past year he has had stories published by The Frogmore Papers, Three Types of Love, Litro and Tales of the Decongested (Volume 2).
Stories Written: "Cooking with Chicken" (read by Steve Wedd)
David Malone is a recent postgraduate. From Liverpool, he now works as a researcher at the BBC in London.
Stories Written: "The Love Below" (read by Lynsey Pow)
David Rees – witty, thoughtful, handsome – can't believe that he gets to write this. From the very summit of his capacious intellect to the subtle and tender depths of his lyrical heart, he hopes that you are all able to learn something from him. Or something.
Stories Written: "Mr. and Mrs. Melvin Martyn" (read by Lisa Rose)
David Varela
David Varela is a freelance writer who won’t sit still. He’s written radio plays, stage plays, interactive drama, speeches, websites, ad campaigns, short films, short stories, short poems and a very long treasure hunt. People have given him awards but he doesn’t like to make a fuss.
Stories Written: "The Alminian Dragon of Tureq" (read by Will Goodhand)
Dean Kisling is a high school dropout who learned to type when he was 47. He has been a soldier, laborer, driver, welder, carpenter, musician, trailrunner and fool. He writes what happened and also makes stuff up. He lives in America and is very happily married. His website is http://pneumerology.com
Stories Written: "Washing the Dead" (read by James McNeill)
Deborah Rosenblum
Terry Pearce and Deborah Rosenblum were attracted to the Liars’ League because they both have issues with the truth. Deborah claims that everything she writes is biographical. Terry wants to clarify that any resemblance his antagonists may bear to people he has sworn revenge on is purely coincidental. Deborah lives in New York. Her recent work has appeared in The Legendary and Writer's Block. Terry lives in London, and his work has appeared in Grey Sparrow Journal and The Legendary.
Stories Written: "The Second Law of Thermodynamics" with Terry Pearce (read by Jennifer Tan)
Diane Payne
Diane Payne writes serious journalism and curious fiction. She lives in Manchester and has worked in the media for far too long. Her fiction has appeared or is forthcoming in several US and UK magazines, including the Triangulation sci-fi anthology, Creeping Horror, and Dead Good. Diane Payne is a pseudonym.
Stories Written: "Lab Rat" (read by Will Goodhand)
Edward Sandling
Edward Sandling lives in North West London. He has written three novels, one of which was really quite good. Much to his regret, none of them have been published. He is married, and has two cats. He works at an international auction house, and wishes he could buy what he sells.
Stories Written: "A Short Story on the Theme of War and Peace" (read by Tom Mallaburn)
Ellen O'Neill
Ellen O’Neill is a career coach to job seekers in the San Francisco Bay Area. She lives in Santa Cruz County on the California Coast, not far from the sea. Her feature stories have appeared in several newspapers, including the Cal Aggie and the Christian Science Monitor. Her short stories have appeared in the Chrysalis Reader.
Stories Written: "Jethro" (read by Lucie Howard)
Emma Henderson
Emma Henderson has had work read at Liars’ League and at Tales of the Decongested, among other places. She has worked as a blurb-writer, and an English teacher. She has an MA in Creative Writing at Birkbeck and lives in London.
Stories Written: "The Gold Digger" (read by Lynsey Pow), "Human Resources" (read by Patsy Prince), "Takeaway" (read by Louisa Gummer)
Emily Cleaver
Emily Cleaver has aspirations of being a writer, so she works in a secondhand bookshop on Charing Cross Road where they expect that kind of thing. She’s had work published in Smoke magazine, on various websites, and One Eye Grey magazine.
Stories Written: "The Bad Boy" (read by Patsy Prince)
Emily Pedder
Emily Pedder is a London-based writer. Her short fiction has appeared in several magazines (Telltales, Mslexia etc), and in 2001 she co-founded Matter, a literary anthology promoting new writers. She completed her first novel in 2004 and is now working on her second, for which she won an Arts Council Grant.
Stories Written: "Here Comes the Night" (read by Maria Escudero), "Are we nearly there yet?" (read by Danielle Fenemore)
Erinna lives in Brighton. She was a runner up at the Guilford Book Festival and has taken part in many events including Brighton Fringe. Her first novel STARLINGS is out this Friday through Revenge Ink! She is a founding member of Rattle Tales and is writing her second novel.
www.erinnamettler.com
Stories Written: "Underneath" (read by Elizabeth Bower).
She loves reading, has published a novel called The Glassblower’s Daughter and a collection of short stories called Unusual Salami, she updates a blog every Friday but can’t get the page to come up as the home page, works for Southampton University and is writing a second book very slowly.
Stories Written: "Kenny" (read by Jo Widdowson).
Francois Castile
Francois Castile is working on a novel about matters that are not easily put into words. This is why he feels he must write 100,000 words about them. The title of his story refers to a chapter heading in American Psycho, which he believes should be a set text in schools.
Stories Written: "Tries to Cook and Eat Gordon Ramsay" (read by Paul Clarke)
Gaie Sebold
Gaie Sebold has a day job. She has published short stories and poetry, has two novels with an agent, is finishing a third, is a member of T-Party Writers, and posts flash fiction on Plot Medics. She gardens, waves swords around, and hasn’t had enough sleep since 1992.
Stories Written: "The King's Pleasure" (read by Marc Forde)
Gerri George's stories, which often portray the human side of outsiders of all ages, appeared in Literal Latte, Penn Review Literary Magazine, and The Bucks County Writer. "A Rose by Any Other Name" was a Pushcart Prize nominee. Soon in Wild River Review: “Henry Moore and the Bookstore Clerk.”
Stories Written: "Night" (read by Maggie McCourt)
Graeme Macfarlane
Graeme MacFarlane studied at Leeds and then Glasgow University, where he took the Creative Writing MA, before making the inevitable move into English teaching. His fiction has appeared in several Scottish print and web publications. He lives in Edinburgh, where his first novel, a murder mystery taking place in the Old Town in the 1700s, is set.
Stories Written: "Sharon's Addiction" (read by Daniel Dresner)
Gregory Norminton was born in Berkshire in 1976. He has published four novels, including The Ship of Fools and Serious Things. 'At prayer in the madhouse' belongs to a forthcoming collection of very short stories. Gregory lives in Edinburgh. His website is www.gregorynorminton.co.uk
Stories Written: "At prayer in the madhouse with Kit Smart" (read by Steve Wedd)
Harry Whitehead
Harry Whitehead works in film and television production. He has an MA in creative writing from Birkbeck and an MSc in anthropology, which makes it remarkable he’s employed at all. He has had short fiction, poetry and academic work published, and is twiddling his thumbs waiting for a book he’s written on Nepalese Tantric art to be published.
Stories Written:"Ringtone" (read by Suzanne Goldberg)
Hedy Zimra
Hedy Zimra lives in Suzhou, China with her lovely children, ruggedly handsome husband and intersex dog. In the mid-1990s, she once made up a story to appear on a second-rate daytime talkshow. She has also published some fiction.
Stories Written: "The Summer My Mother Made Me Pretend I Was a Lesbian" (read by Patsy Prince)
Heidi James’s novella The Mesmerist's Daughter (published by Apis Books) was launched in July 2007. Her novel Carbon was published by Blatt in October 2009. Her essays and short stories have appeared in various publications and anthologies including Dazed and Confused, Another Magazine, The Independent, 3:AM London, New York, Paris, Pulp.net etc. She lectures at Kingston University.
Stories Written: "Now, possibly" (read by Jennifer Tan)
Helen Dring lives in Liverpool with enough animals to make a small petting zoo and a mountain of books. She is studying for a MA in Novel Writing at Manchester Metropolitan University and is working on her first novel. Get in touch at www.helendring.co.uk
Stories Written: "Ten Steps to Nangarhar" (read by Ben Crystal)
Helen Silverstein
Helen Silverstein is co-editor of Southern Women's Review. She writes fiction, nonfiction and poetry. For more information, visit her website at www.helensilverstein.net.
Stories Written: "Preacherwife" (read by Daisy Whyte), "Around Here" (read by Steve Wedd)
Hunter Liguore
Hunter Liguore is a rebel writer and witness to our times. Her stories push conventional boundaries of genre, and usually end unpredictably. She holds advanced degrees in writing and history, and has been published in a variety of well-known publications. To become a Liguorite visit: http://about.me/skytalewriter.
Stories Written: "Elder Leah" (read by Carrie Cohen)
Iain Laurie was born to a previously childless woman on 15th August 1981. She brought him up to be an upstanding citizen and this is exactly what his probation officer says he is. He writes and tells stories to avoid having to get involved with the truth.
Stories Written: "Stag vs Sandal" (read by Silas Hawkins)
J.M. McLeod
JM McLeod was born in 1977 and hails from West Norwood in the 'dutty' south. Educated the non-expensive way, he spends most of his time coming up with new 'your mum' jokes and posting them on his website. He has an obsession with Walruses and Lollipop Ladies.
Stories Written: "The Crossing" (read by Marc Forde)
Jack Fox
Jack Fox was born in 1978 and works as a secondary school teacher. He attended the Royal Court Theatre’s Young Writers’ Programme and has had short plays performed at the Warehouse Theatre in Croydon and in various fringe theatre venues including the King’s Head Theatre in Islington. Bunbury Banter has also produced several of his short radio plays.
Stories Written: "Foul" (read by Paul Clarke), "Girls, Girls, Girls" (read by Ben Crystal)
Jackie Walker
Jackie Walker joined her local writing group WOOA in Brockley five years ago and had her first book Pilgrim State published by Hodder in hardback 2008 and in paperback 2009. Pilgrim State, a family memoir narrated in four voices, won the Association for Social Policy award for Best Publication, 2009.
Stories Written: "The Games They Played" (read by Adam Ganne)
Jake Stringer
Jake Stringer has just got his first proper job. After squandering some years in a pleasant fashion at university he then spent most of his time travelling, office temping and selling his body to medical science. He now works for an enormous machine but still writes every day, except when he doesn't.
Stories Written: "The Storm" (read by Mandy Lalley)
Jacqueline Downs is a writer and editor from London. Her work has been published in Smoke: A London Peculiar and on Smokebox, and read at various events including Storytails and Are You Sitting Comfortably? She is a regular teller of real-life tales of debauchery at Spark London.
Stories Written: "The Great Big O" (read by Libby Edwards)
James Burt
James Burt is a Brighton-based writer. When not writing he likes running along Brighton's seafront and computer programming. He has recently finished writing his first novel, about strange events in a world war 2 POW camp. He has a weblog is at www.orbific.com
Stories Written: "Eat at Lovecraft's" (read by Becky Hands-Wicks)
Brought up in Yorkshire, James has washed up on the shores of London. He spends his days working as a political geek and his evenings dreaming about earning money from writing.
Stories Written: "Pampas Grass" (read by Sarah Le Fevre), "Posh Dishes" (read by Will Goodhand).
James Smyth
James Smyth currently works in the City, doing a job so shamefully unBohemian it hardly seems appropriate to mention it here. He’s been writing for years, specialising mainly in unfinished short fiction and barely begun novels. Once he almost had a story published.
Stories Written: "Listening to Reason" (read by Martin Lamb), "The Honourable Thing" (read by Jaz Deol), "Dial A For Action" (read by Max Berendt), "Let There Be Light" (read by David Mildon), "Telling It Like It Is" (read by Steve Wedd).
Jamey Genna
Jamey Genna teaches writing in the Bay area of San Francisco. She received her Masters in writing from the University of San Francisco. Her short fiction has been published in many literary magazines such as Crab Orchard Review, Cutthroat, Eleven Eleven, Georgetown Review and the Iowa Review.
Stories Written: "Manx" (read by Elizabeth Bower)
Born in New Mexico, raised on an island off the Florida coast, today, Jarred McGinnis is just another Londoner. He wiles away his days publishing academic works such as the sexily titled, On the Mutability of Protocols. At night, he writes stories to amuse himself, his wife and a Russian who lives in Texas.
Stories Written: "Today I eat the world" (read by Tim Aldrich)
Jason Jackson
Jason Jackson has been writing for four years. His stories have appeared at www.pulp.net, www.3ammagazine.com, and in print in various anthologies. Jason is a member of Alex Keegan's online writer's community Bootcamp, where he hopes to find the time to continue writing.
Stories Written: "Not Dogs, Not Angie, But Life" (read by Alistair Cope), "Truth, Music & NikkiSexKitten" (read by Stephen Butterton)
Jeff Wood
Jeff Wood lives with his wife and dog on South West London, and has never done a creative writing course. This hasn't stopped him getting published, for better or worse, by Comma Press, Oriole and York Notes. Personal Jesus is definitely not autobiographical.
Stories Written: "Personal Jesus"(read by Ed Cooper Clarke)
Jeffrey Green
Jeffrey Green is a freelance literary and academic translator. He was born and raised in New York City and has lived in Jerusalem since 1973
Stories Written: "Truthteller" (read by Patsy Prince)
Jenny Arnold
Jenny Arnold lives in the US and, like many Americans, is unhealthily enamoured with the British accent. Her work has been published in Versal, Smokelong Quarterly, and Bound Off, among others.
Stories Written: "This Little Piggy" (read by Danielle Fenemore)
Jerome McFadden is an iterant American who has lived for long periods in Casablanca (3 years), Paris (10 years), and Singapore (6 years) and is now nesting in the countryside one hour outside of NYC. Suicide is one of his first efforts at fiction writing.
Stories Written: "Suicide" (read by Terence Anderson)
Jessica Kranish
Jessica Kranish is an American writer living in Camden Town. She is a postgraduate student in arts administration at City University London and this is her first story for Liars' League. Her favourite writer is Alan Hollinghurst and when not reading his books she spends her time playing guitar.
Stories Written: "Brooklyn Bridge" (read by Freddie Machin)
Jessica Lott’s first book was the novella Osin, published in 2007. She is a New York City-based fiction writer and art critic and the recipient of frieze magazine’s 2009 Writer’s Prize. She has just completed her first novel, Rhinehart’s Resurrection, for which she is seeking representation. Her website is www.jessicalott.com.
Stories Written: "Stanley" (read by Alex Woodhall), "Dara" (read by Sarah Feathers)
Jet McDonald has written a novel about furniture made out of living dogs called "Automatic Safe Dog" and a novella about comatose American women called "The Centrally Locked Mothers of America". His short stories have been published in magazines and anthologies and he has told his tales all over the country in clubs, pubs, boats and lighthouses. He runs "Folk Tales" a much loved storytelling and music night in Bristol and writes songs and perfoms in the twisted folk band Jetfly. josh_mc_donald@yahoo.co.uk
Stories Written: "The Snowstorm" (read by Steve Wedd), "Love is a Frozen God" (read by Paul Clarke), "Hot" (read by Sean Patterson).
Jill Weinberger
Jill Weinberger is a freelance web journalist whose writing on new media for NewTeeVee.com has been syndicated to Salon and the website for the New York Times. She is also a screen and television writer and the winner of the Austin Film Festival Award for Best Teleplay, Drama.
Stories Written: "Getting away with it" (read by Emer O Connor)
Jim Alexander
Jim Alexander lives in Devon, where he tends bar for tourists (of whom he used to be one). He once had two books published on the same day to a fanfare of neither publicity nor acclaim. There was free beer, though.
Stories Written: "Be the Best" (read by Terence Anderson)
A north easterner, now living in Walthamstow, Jim Minton is living proof that background need be no barrier to mediocrity. He’s still learning, but is enjoying writing about ordinary blokes and their hang ups. Plentiful material there, so if you want to read more, just ask.
Stories Written: "Skinless and Boneless" by Alex Mann
Jim Murdoch is a Scottish writer living just outside Glasgow. He is the author of three novels, Living with the Truth, Stranger than Fiction, Milligan and Murphy and a poetry collection, This Is Not About What You Think. You can find out more about him on his blog, The Truth About Lies.
Stories Written: "Funny Strange" (read by Steve Wedd)
Joan Osbadleston
Joan Osbaldeston has had several stories on Radio 4 and has just finished a novel. She is an Art and Textiles teacher with a passion for Mexico, vintage clothing, and South London.
Stories Written: "The Kandy Kottage" (read by Suzanne Goldberg)
Joanna Bell
Joanna Bell trained as an actor at Central School of Speech and Drama and went on to co-found theatre company Lucid Muse. She lives in North West London and this is her first short story.
Stories Written: "The Homecoming" (read by Jennifer Tan)
Joanne L.M. Williams
Joanne decided she wanted to be a writer at age ten and has been writing stories and poetry ever since. A year ago she gave up her job in theatre management to allow her to complete her first novel. She lives in London, dividing her time between writing and theatre.
Stories Written: "One Year On" (read by Suzanne Goldberg)
John Harrower 23, WM, NS, GSOH, OMG, WLTM interesting individuals that he can shamelessly use as characters in his flash fiction or put in ridiculous and often fantastical situations for embarrassing effect. Find him in Stirling, Scotland scrawling non sequiturs in underpasses.
Stories Written: "Fortune" (read by Tricia Stewart)
Jonathan Pinnock
Jonathan Pinnock has reached that difficult stage in his writing career when it has become as essential to him as eating, sleeping and breathing. Despite this, he is still married, with (as far as he can recall) two children. His imaginatively-titled website is at www.jonathanpinnock.com.
Stories Written: "The Patience of a Saint" (read by Paul Clarke), "Mathematical Puzzles and Diversions" (read by Sabina Cameron), "Rare Meat" (read by Greg Page)
Johnny Steel
Johnny Steel is not very sure about much in his life. His most common feeling is a vague sense of abscence. He thinks he's from London, but really, your guess is a good as his.
Stories Written: "A Room of One's Own" (read by Ben Farrow)
Joshan Esfandiari Martin lives in London. He hates going out and meeting people but sometimes hates to stay in and enjoy watching a film with a bottle of wine. He hates all kinds of food, and is not keen on conversation. He hates humour and current affairs. He is a mammal.
Stories Written: "Daphne Changes" (read by Joshan Esfandiari-Martin), "West Buckinghamshire" (read by Ben Crystal), "Helene and Desire" (read by Paul Clarke)
Judy Delin
Judy Delin is a corporate language specialist and information design consultant. She specialises in rewriting legal and financial verbiage so that it's understandable by ordinary mortals. She lives in Crouch End and Berwickshire with her partner and two dogs.
Stories Written: "Jane Bartram's Visitors" (read by Martin Lamb)
Juleigh Howard-Hobson's work has appeared in Aesthetica, Going Down Swinging, and KeyHole, among other places. A Million Writers Award "Notable Story" writer, she's been nominated for "The Best of the Net" and The Pushcart Prize. Born in England, she grew up in Australia and now lives in Portland Oregon, USA.
Stories Written: "On the Catching and Cooking of Magical Folk" (read by Rob Whitcomb)
Julie Mayhew is a writer and actress. Her Afternoon Play Stopgap will be broadcast on BBC Radio 4 on September 8th and you can currently hear her performing in Radio 4 sketch series Recorded For Training Purposes. She has recently completed a debut novel Red Ink. More details at www.juliemayhew.co.uk.
Stories Written: "Don't Get Dead" (read by Susan Moisan), "Kayleigh" (read by Charlotte Worthing), "One, Two, Three- Go!" (Read by Lizzie Roper)
Kachi A. Ozumba
Kachi A. Ozumba is a winner of the Decibel Penguin Short Story Prize. His stories have been broadcast on BBC Radio 4 and appeared in journals and anthologies. He lives in Newcastle, pursuing a research degree in Literature/Creative Writing while working on his first novel.
Stories Written: "The Devil's Lies" (read by Steve Wedd)
Kate Cording
Kate Cording is a Geordie by birth but recently moved to Manchester, to study Creative Writing at Manchester Metropolitan University. She is a huge fan of ghost and horror stories.
Stories Written: "Cold Snap" (read by Ben Crystal)
Kathryn White
Kathryn White is thrilled to have her first ‘publication’ with Liar’s League. A barrister by day, she harbours ambitions of one day finding more time to write and read. Kathryn recently completed the Intermediate Fiction course at City University; she also attended an intensive course in Creative Non-Fiction with The Arvon Foundation in 2006.
Stories Written: "A Nearly Done Thing" (read by Susannah Holland)
Kay Sexton
As well as writing for the UK's premier sustainability journal, Green Futures, Pushcart-nominated Kay Sexton is a finalist in the University of Hertfordshire Writing Award . She blogs about writing fiction at http://writingneuroses.blogspot.com and has a regular column at www.moondance.org. Her fiction is widely anthologised.
Stories Written: "Still Life with Shirt and Sheep" (read by Sharron Byrne)
Kurt Tidmore has been a construction worker, printer, tortilla manufacturer, illustrator, photographer, ice-plant worker, paid scientific guinea pig, salesman, dish washer, national magazine editor, jazz musician, dark-room technician, truck driver, published novelist, and radio disc-jockey. He was born in Texas and now lives in Ireland.
Stories Written: "His & Hers" (read by Ben Farrow and Louisa Gummer)
Lane Ashfeldt
Lane Ashfeldt is a writer of short fiction. Her short stories have appeared in anthologies and websites in Ireland, England and the US, among them Southword, Guardian.co.uk, and the short fiction website Pulp Net
Stories Written: "Bedtime Stories" (read by Sabina Cameron)
Laura Martz is an American writer and editor based in London and Amsterdam. Always a fan of long odds, she recently turned her hand to fiction and published her first short story last year.
Stories Written: "Stained" (read by Tricia Stewart
Laura Williams
Laura Williams is currently writing a novel set in a South London paved with fried chicken bones and trampled by no hopers. Her work has been published in Mechanics Institute Review and read at Tales of the Decongested. She is enjoying her exile in W9.
Stories William: "Mark's Fortunes: A Story in Eight Parts" (read by Susan Crothers)
Lee Reynoldson
Lee Reynoldson is a new(ish) writer from Leicester who learnt most of his craft writing at Alex Keegan's Boot Camp, a hard-working online community of writers.
Stories Written: "The View from Under the Table" (read by Silas Hawkins), "Haiku Short, Parakeet Prawns, Konichiwa Peter" (read by Silas Hawkins)
Liam Hogan runs a sanctuary for homeless stories. If there is anyone else out there who can give a good home to one of his stories, please get in touch. Most of them are house-broken.
Stories Written: "How to Build a Mass Murderer" (read by Clive Greenwood), "Commuters' Tails" (read by Silas Hawkins), "He Does Not Know" (read by Ben Crystal), "Bob, Justbob" (read by Silas Hawkins), "Stalemate" (read by Freddie Machin), "The King's Computer" (read by Ben Crystal), "Rat" (read by Silas Hawkins), "The Tasting Menu" (read by Lucie Howard), "Remembrance Day" (read by Will Goodhand), "Sunset" (read by Saul Reichlin), Last Blood, First Ink (read by David Rees), "How the Elephant Fell" (read by Rachel Spicer), "Temp" (read by David Zezulka).
Lucinda Pang
Lucinda Pang (Ray to her friends) is a third year creative writing student at Bucks New University and an insomniac, with an addiction to Pepsi and the written word.
Stories Written: "House of Cards" (read by Annalie Wilson
Lyndsay Kerwin
Stories Written: "Entanglement" (read by Lynsey Pow)
Maggie Womersley grew up in Sussex but now lives in London. Until recently she worked in the TV industry as a film researcher, a promo director and more recently in programme development. Her writing is inspired by the "What if?" factor, the uncanny, and by the resilience of ordinary people who find themselves thrust into extraordinary situations.
Stories Written: "The Good Neighbour" (read by Steve Wedd), "Automatic Upgrade" (read by Patsy Prince), "Minuit Noir at the Ali Babar" (read by Clive Greenwood)
Malachi King is an English teacher, Mensa member, and holds a Language Arts degree from Grand Valley State University. His writing centers on the extreme: extreme emotion, extreme survival, and extreme courage. Many of his stories have been published in various online and print markets including Orion's Child Science Fiction and Fantasy Magazine, Indigo Rising, Widowmoon Press, and The Corner Club Press. He's currently seeking an agent for his science fiction novel, and can be contacted at www.malachiking.webs.com
Stories Written: "Ironwork" (read by Ben Crystal)
Magnus Nelson
Magnus Nelson lives in London and is currently writing his third novel, The Carers' Handbook. His work has been performed at Live Lit events and on the radio.
Stories Written: "Pay peanuts, get monkeys" (read by Carrie Cohen), "Pain Relief" (read by Kevin Potton), "No-one Can Hope Like Precious"
Maire Cooney
Maire Cooney was born in Edinburgh and lives in Glasgow with her partner and two children. Her short stories have been published by Asham, Apis Books, Chroma and Carve magazine.
Stories Written: "Not a Fucking Hope" (read by Steve Wedd)
Margot Taylor
Stories Written: "Rain Music" (read by Michael Redston)
Maria Kyle
Maria Kyle is married with two children, and works as an editor in Swindon, where Jasper Fforde's Tuesday Next novels are set.
Stories Written: "Candyfloss" (read by Dave Zezulka), "Saint Country" (read by Susan Crothers)
Mark Pearson
In previous lives, Mark Pearson was a punk, a DJ, a record producer, a toolmaker, a bookshop assistant, a philosopher, a translator and thief. In this life he is a teacher of English in Japan. He is married with one daughter and another on the way. He loves to tell tall tales.
Stories Written: "Emma Cadbury's Voracious Husband" (read by Hannah Mercer)
Martin Cummins
Martin Cummins is an architect by day, a writer by night. His werewolf existence has currently spawned a reference book, Designing and Building Your Own Home, which has been in print since 2002, a completed novel, currently being edited, and another novel in production. He wonders whether, one full moon, his nocturnal vice will expand to encompass the daylight hours.
Stories Written: "Hunger" (read by Clareine Cronin)
Martin Langley
Martin Langley was born in Dublin in 1974, and now lives and works in London with his wife, two sons, and a cat called Heaney. He has published short stories in a number of journals, including Stand and New Letters.
Stories Written: "Shanghai Boy" (read by Paul Hessey)
Martin Pengelly is a freelance sub-editor and writer who spends rather too much of his free time in the Renoir and the coffee shop at the LRB. He would like to apologise to Harland Miller for stealing his title.
Stories Written: "Incurable Romantic Seeks Filthy Dirty Whore" (read by Gwynfor Jones), "The Girl With Palmettes" (read by Marc Forde>
Mary R. Butler
Mary R. Butler is a criminal lawyer and soccer mom in Texas. Her poetry has appeared in The Green Fuse. She has another murderous short story published in the March 2008 issue of Mouth Full of Bullets.
Stories Written: "The Unmaking of a Made Man" (read by Alex Woodhall)
Michael McLaughlin
Michael is a retired American living in Mexico. He was born in Hollywood and a semi- known actor for too many years. He is Army veteran of a past war of America.. He also is the funniest writer here at LL (on stage.) In person he is dull.
Stories Written: "The Sacred Duty of Mexican Mothers" (read by Lin Sagovsky)
Michael Spring
Michael Spring writes occasional fiction under his own name and on sport as Jeff Blakeney. He loves horse racing, books and his family, but perhaps not in that order. Brittle Star, Fieldstone Review, Volume and Radio Ulster are among those who have published and broadcast him. He lives in London.
Stories Written: "My Part in the Collapse of Civilization" (read by Camila Fiori), "Narky Jack" (read by Susannah Bond, Ed Cooper Clarke), "They Live in the Clouds" (read by Alex Willmott), "Frank's Lucky Day" (read by Camila Fiori), "The Crunch" (read by Max Berendt), "Kalashnikov" (read by Thomas Judd)
Mike Greenfield
Mike Greenfield was brought up in London and has had a range of careers including motor-cycle couriering, working in restaurants and web design. He is currently a freelance photographer. 2B is his first published short story.
Stories Written: "2B" (read by Martin Lamb)
M. L. Stedman
Originally from Western Australia, M. L. Stedman lives in London. Her stories have been published in the anthologies Desperate Remedies, Tales of the Decongested Volume 1 and (later in 2009) the Mechanics' Institute Review, as well as Litro. Rabbit's Foot Ralph is from her collection Outsiders Within. She is now writing a novel.
Stories Written: "Rabbit's Foot Ralph" (read by Steve Wedd)
Mi L Holliday
Mi L Holliday grew up in Billings, Montana, which left her with a passion for escapist fiction, particularly the science fiction and fantasy genres. She currently teaches English in the south of Japan.
Stories Written: "Just Me and My Goldfish" (read by Stephen Butterton)
N. D. Gomes
N.D. Gomes is a Peterbrough based writer and graduate of the UEA Creative Writing Masters.
Stories Written: "The Clapping of Unseen Hands" (read by Ben Crystal)
Niall Boyce lives, writes and edits in London. He has published fiction in all sorts of places, including Litro, Dark Horizons and Smoke. In 2011, his story '1963' will appear on a Doctor Who audiobook released by Big Finish Productions.
Stories Written: "Christmas Future" (read by Paul Clarke), "Now Stop Worrying and Enjoy Your Life" (read by Ray Newe), "A Call to Arms" (read by Annalie Wilson), "Blood Relative" (read by Claire Louise Amias), "The Love Machines" (read by Sarah Feathers), "Salvador Dali's 115th Dream" (read by Ben Crystal), "Viral" (read by Annalie Wilson)
Nichol Wilmor lives in London where he writes - very slowly - under different names.
Stories Written: "Alternative Navigations" (read by Paul Clarke), "Made for Each Other" (read by Thomas Judd), "An Account of Six Poisonings" (read by Paul Clarke)
Nick Garrard
Stories Written: "Gilda" (read by Jamie Mottershaw)
Nora Nadjarian
Nora Nadjarian was born in Cyprus and studied at the University of Manchester in England. Her poems and short stories have been published in magazines in the UK and elsewhere, won prizes or been commended in international competitions. She lives in Nicosia, where she writes books of truths and lies. She blogs at www.bettyboopinspired.blogspot.com
Stories Written:"The Gentleman on the Train" (read by Emily Lucienne)
P. J. Carnehan
P.J. Carnehan lives in London and is writing a book called Own Goal FC.
Stories Written: "A Single Bullet" (read by Sabina Cameron), "Plain as print" (read by Stephen Butterton)
Paul Blaney is from London but now lives in Allentown, PA, and teaches at Rutgers University. He is working on a collection of short stories provisionally titled B, D, S & M. More at www.paulblaney.com
Stories Written: "Masks" (read by Silas Hawkins)
Paul Takeuchi
Paul Takeuchi is a writer and photographer living in Brooklyn.
Stories Written: "Please Don't Eat the Sausage!" (read by Alex Woodhall)
Peter Browning used to live in London but now lives in Oxford. He also worked in Pars as a journo. Apart from that, there's not a lot to say.
Stories Written: "The Baron and the Porcelain Throne" (read by Paul Clarke)
Peter Francis-Mullins
Peter Francis-Mullins lives and works in South London. His stories read with the Liars' League are two of a collection of short stories he is working on. He has also written for Tales of the Decongested.
Stories Written: "Chevy" (read by Ben Farrow), "A Song About Butterflies" (read by Lisa Rose)
Peter Higgins
Peter Higgins was born in Dewsbury, a northern town famous for its connections with the Yorkshire Ripper, suicide bombers, and tripe. He lives in London, a southern town famous for its connections with suicide bombers and tripe.
Stories Written: "Chunk" (read by David Mildon), "Mrs. Murdoch & Mr. Smith" (read by Carrie Cohen)
Peter Lachaise writes in constant hope of escaping his dubious origins. He lives with the woman he loves and is forever grateful that she likes listening to stories.
Stories Written: "Worms' Feast" (read by Alistair Cope), "Red" (read by Ben Crystal)
Phil Klay
Phil Klay is a veteran of the US Marine Corps and served in Iraq. His essay, 'Death and Memory' was featured in the New York Times. This is his first published story.
Stories Written: "Redeployment" (read by Steve Wedd)
PuzzleMonkey
Stories Written: "Jason's Very Last Day at the Lost and Found" (read by Michael Redston)
Quintin Forrest
Quintin Forrest’s four principal activities are writing stories, rewriting his novel, playing PS2 and wishing for a PS3.
Stories Written: "Elephant's Graveyard" (read by Dave Zezulka), "Pete Doherty's Christmas Carol" (read by Max Berendt), "Lavender Bunny and the Big Brother House" (read by Will Goodhand), "The Notting Hill Punisher" (read by Stephen Butterton), "Sarah Palin's Yuletide Epistle 2009" (Daisy Whyte), "Worst Review of My Career, So Far" (read by Al Woodhall, "Lavender Bunny and Celebrity Come Dine With Me" (read by Will Goodhand), "Barry Trotter And The Staff Of Power" (read by Stephen Bellamy)
Rebecca Gould's fiction, essays, poetry, and translations have appeared in Guernica, The Gettysburg Review, Literary Imagination, Asiatic, and Open Democracy. Her work is forthcoming in Wasafiri and Redactions. She currently teaches at the University of Iowa.
Stories Written: "Speaking in Tongues" (read by Sophie Morris-Sheppard)
Rebecca J. Payne is a fantasy fiction author from Cambridge. Her short stories have been published in the UK and US in magazines including Interzone and Ethereal Tales. When not writing she’s usually at the theatre or the pub, so with the Liar's League she gets to combine all three of her favourite pastimes.
Stories Written: "Hollow Man" (read by Ben Crystal)
Rebecca Swirsky
Rebecca Swirsky did an MA in Creative Writing at Sheffield Hallam University. Her stories have appeared in Matter magazine (the annual publication of the Sheffield Hallam English Department) and, now, at Liars’ League.
Stories Written: "Lillia in the Whale" (read by Elizabeth Bower)
Richard Koworld
About Richard Koworld: Written a play, chuffed with it, hawking the bastard right now. Wrote a book about shops which keeps me in pies and Happy Shopper cola. I like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. Also kung po chicken. Richard is old enough to be your Dad and probably is.
Stories Written: "This is why we walk" (read by Stephen Butterton)
Richard Meredith
Richard Meredith is the proverbial Englishman in New York, where he complains about the coffee, loves the pizza, and finds the 'dating' scene downright disturbing. By day he works for a large corporation, and by night he likes to dress up as a woman (but only in the literary sense).
Stories Written: "The Museum of the Future" (read by Patsy Prince), "Snow Business" (read by Suzanne Goldberg), "True Crime" (read by Silas Hawkins), "One Luxury" (read by Silas Hawkins)
Richard Smyth
Richard Smyth is a freelance writer, editor, researcher and proofreader. He also draws his own Christmas cards. He's been freelancing for two-and-a-bit years and is still not entirely sick of it. Before that, he worked unhappily for a publisher, unhappily sat by A-roads counting traffic, and unhappily sold waterproof trousers. Emma Thompson bought some once.
Stories Written: "Lie There, My Art" (read by Greg Page), "Legerdemain" (read by Greg Page), "The Miller's Tale" (read by Paul Clarke), "This Isn't Heat" (read by Silas Hawkins), "In the Shadow of the High Gable" (read by Katy Darby), "Something Wicked" (read by Tony Bell), "The Work Is Not God's" (read by Steven Bellamy)
Rob Cox
Currently caught somewhere between finishing a degree and full-time work, Rob Cox is knackered, confused and slightly worried. He’s also an avid writer and reader, with a few stories under his belt and some vague plans for completing a novel. He divides his time between Loughborough and Bromley, in South East London, where his mum lives in sin with two greyhounds. "Things" is his first public work
Stories Written: "Things" (read by Ray Newe)
Rob is from Coventry, and lives in London with his wife and son. His short stories have also been published by Litro, Bartleby Snopes, Every Day Fiction and Dead Ink. He's at work on his second novel, and is a member of Quad Writers: www.quadwriters.co.uk/rob-ganley
Stories Written: "Ten Years On" (read by Paul Clarke)
Robert Long lives in West Hampstead. He has had work published by the Muscle & Blood Literary Journal, Bards & Sages Quarterly and the Terminal Earth anthology amongst others, and has recently finished work on a novel. More information about his writing can be found at http://adsoofmelk.blogspot.com/
Stories Written: "Brothers' Eyes and Curtain Rods" (read by Terence Anderson).
Robert Marriott
Robert Marriott has been writing for a number of years, and is previously unpublished. Most of his writing is short stories, although he would like to find someone to write comedy-drama with
Stories Written: "The Madness in Me" (read by Will Goodhand)
Robin Marsden
Robin Marsden started writing because he wanted to be a famous writer. He carried on because he discovered that writing is actually really fun. His work has appeared in the Tonto Press New Writing anthologies, and been long-listed for the Fish Prize for short stories. He is currently working on a novel, Why the City Never Sleeps.
Stories Written: "Lovers & Liars" (read by Becky Hands-Wicks)
Rosalind Stopps
Rosalind Stopps writes fiction, mostly about people from the mean streets of South London, where she was born. She has an encyclopaedic knowledge of Lewisham bus routes and a particular fondness for cheese.
Stories Written: "Monsieur Fromage" (read by Jo Widdowson), "The Suitcase" (read by Carrie Cohen), "A Pocket Full of Penguin" (read by Danielle Fenemore)
Sam Carter
Sam Carter is a reviewer and long-term student who has lived all round the world (currently in Nottingham), and has only recently turned to writing "real" stories. Sam is also working on a play inspired by the narrator of The Door in the Wall.
Stories Written: "Touchdown" (read by Camila Fiori), "Door in the Wall" (read by Danielle Fenemore), "Black holes, white dwarfs" (read by Paul Clarke), "Stuff" (read by Penny Lamport)
Samuel Wright
Samuel Wright has been writing for several years, but rarely to his own satisfaction. He works by day as a teacher, and sleeps by night (mostly). His favourite sound is the breaking of small glass phials. His stories are available at http://bearsick.tumblr.com
Stories Written: "Old" (read by David Mildon), "OK" (read by Silas Hawkins), "Fucking Hippies" (read by Will Goodhand)
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Sarah Brownrigg
Sarah Brownrigg is a freelance copywriter, a brilliant mummy to her son Hunter (his words), a lover of music, dancing & rum, and a proud northerner. You’ll find her on Twitter – @sarah_nb – when she’s not busy convincing Guinness there should be a world record for most freckles on one face.
Stories Written: "The Porter" (read by Frederick Aarons)
Sarah Ellender
Sarah Ellender is a reluctant software engineer, who occasionally runs away screaming and comes back with an NVQ in Wood Occupations, or a lot of photos of temples. It’s all material. She is a long-term member of the London-based T-Party writers’ group and her flash fiction is posted regularly on http://www.plotmedics.com/friday-flash.html.
Stories Written: "The Torture Orchestra" (read by Paul Clarke)
Sarah Rose Etter
Sarah Rose Etter earned her B.A. in English and Bullshit at Penn State University. She's currently working on her M.F.A. in Fiction at Rosemont College. She loves dive bars and hates the semicolon. You can read more of her nonsense in The Baltimore Review, The Menda City Review and Trespass Magazine.
Stories Written: "Pitching Quiches" (read by Danielle Fenemore)
Sebastian Aston
Sebastian Aston lives, works and plays in London. He spends his free time attempting to meld words into passable sentences. He is currently out of work and available for washing up. This is his first story for Liars’ League.
Stories Written: "She Doesn't Know How Tough It's Been" (read by Tony Bell)
Simon Hodgson
Simon Hodgson has been a tech journalist, tomato picker, burger flipper and film previewer. He was born in Scotland and now lives in San Francisco, where he annoys Americans, cooks for his wife and searches for irony.
Stories Written: "Thieves We Were" (read by Andrew Lloyd-Jones)
Simon Jones honed his craft as a writer of obscure fiction in his many years as a Civil Servant. Since resigning, he frequents the British Library and glares at people who wander round it with their squalling brats - and writes stuff like what you're about to hear.
Stories written: "Genghis" (read by Marc Forde), "Roadworks" (read by Lee Peck)
Sophie Smith
Sophie Smith abandoned writing straight fiction when she realised no-one would buy it. She now enjoys moderate success writing humorous dirty stories for poorly edited women's magazines. Liars' League is a real step upmarket for her. She dreams of one day writing something her mother isn't ashamed to show her friends.
Stories Written: "Frank's Feet" (read by Bob Smith)
Sumit Dam lives, works and fails to sleep in London. You can read more of his stories at www.sumitsays.com or talk to him on Twitter at sumitsays.
Stories Written: "The Man with a Musical Penis" (read by Martin Lamb), "i/o error" (read by Will Goodhand)
Suzy Amos
Suzy Amos is a youngish writer who is delighted to have been a part of Liars’ League’s inaugural event. She’s been writing stories for about five years but – uniquely – is not working on a novel. She is based in the Midlands but grew up in Hampshire, where she never once got invited to a sexy party.
Stories Written: "Sexy Party" (read by Susannah Holland)
Tania Hershman loves science. Half the stories in her debut collection, The White Road and Other Stories (www.thewhiteroadandotherstories.com), published by Salt, are inspired by New Scientist articles. Tania is the European regional winner of the 2008 Commonwealth Broadcasting Association short story competition, and editor of The Short Review, (www.theshortreview.com), a site dedicated to reviewing short story collections.
Stories Written: "The Painter and the Physicist" (read by Susan Crothers)
Taylor Brown
Taylor Brown is a native of the American South who now lives in San Francisco. He studied at Oxford for a bit, but can't remember much of it for the pints. For more of his stories and publishing credits, please check out his website at www.taylorbrownfiction.com
Stories Written: "Home Guard" (read by Ben Farrow)
Terry Newman
After 20 years in small dark rooms, staring into electron microscopes, Terry Newman came out and wrote some jokes for the radio. He is now busy writing plays and film scripts and musicals and books (because nobody has told him that he can't) and doesn't miss the dark that much.
Stories Written: "My Vagina"(read by Jennie Lathan)
Terry Pearce
Terry Pearce and Deborah Rosenblum were attracted to the Liars’ League because they both have issues with the truth. Deborah claims that everything she writes is biographical. Terry wants to clarify that any resemblance his antagonists may bear to people he has sworn revenge on is purely coincidental. Deborah lives in New York. Her recent work has appeared in The Legendary and Writer's Block. Terry lives in London, and his work has appeared in Grey Sparrow Journal and The Legendary.
Stories Written: "The Second Law of Thermodynamics" with Deborah Rosenblum (performed by Jennifer Tan)
Tessa North has been writing fiction since she was very young and still can't find anything else she'd rather do. She has a Masters in Creative Writing from UEA, and is currently working on a western novel.
Stories Written: "Carnival" (read by Freddie Machin), "Red" (read by Clareine Cronin)
Toby Smith
Toby Smith grew up in Leatherhead but is now based on The Isle Of Dogs. If it doesn't have a stupid name, he's not willing to live there. He has worked in TV for almost ten years and is currently a development producer - so don't mention anything to him unless you're happy to see it formatted into a neat daytime vehicle for that awful woman off Big Brother.
Stories Written: "Forwarde & Bakk" (read by Jack Fortescue)
Todd Wheeler
Todd Wheeler is a writer of speculative fiction. When not writing, he stays busy being a stay-at-home dad, which is just as satisfying as being a writer and pays about the same. Additional information is available at his website: http://todd-wheeler.com
Stories Written: "Sour Notes" (read by Steve Wedd)
Tom Conoboy
Tom Conoboy comes from Scotland but he now lives in Yorkshire. He works in local government, doing business process re-engineering, which is basically telling people how to do their own jobs. Consequently, he has few friends.
Stories Written: "Cages Swinging in the Moonlight" (read by Gemma Stone)
Tom McKay
Tom McKay was born in 1977. He has lived and studied in Bangkok, Seattle and Aberystwyth. He is a qualified lecturer in Film and English and recently left Buckinghamshire University to pursue a full-time PhD. He lives in North London and is a gangster.
Stories Written: "The Decision" (read by Max Berendt), "What does water feel like to tadpoles?" read by Tom Sawyer
Tom Ryan
Tom Ryan was born in London and now lives mostly in Seville, where he works as a writer, editor, journalist and musician. He's not nearly as busy as he sounds.
Stories Written: "It Makes a Good Sound" (read by Sean Patterson)
Tovah Reed
Tovah Reed was Canadian born and raised, until the wolves kicked her out of the cave. She struggled in the wild on her own, so she booked a flight to Blighty and here she remains. Trying her best to blend in, she is often found in the pub, speaking to the locals in a Yorkshire-North American hybrid accent which amuses most people.
Stories Read: "Atwood Pet Food" (read by Jane Hollington)
Vanessa Woolf-Hoyle
Vanessa Woolf-Hoyle lives in and writes about London. She likes to spend her spare time exploring the rivers of the mind which criss cross under the streets of her beloved Bermondsey. Please feel free to contact her with well paid commissions at neckingernell@yahoo.com.
Stories Written: "The Player" (read by Stephen Butterton)
Vish Chandiramani
Born and raised in Bath, after studying law at university, Vish naturally decided that she wanted to become a social worker. She is currently doing a full-time PgD in Social Work at Lancaster University and writing stories in her spare time. Why I Never Started Smoking is her first fiction publication and is based on a true party.
Stories Written: "Why I Never Started Smoking, and Now I Can't Stop" (read by Max Berendt)