Read by Greg Page
This bag, officer? How did I come by such a fine bag?
It’s a doctor’s bag, officer. Classic design. Opens at the top, surprisingly capacious. I got it off Richardson, officer. It was his bag.
Richardson? Now I first met Richardson either in contemplation in his cosy place beneath the flyover or in the lovely park by the river with the views over the bridge or possibly in the Dove or the Ship. I can’t remember exactly because at the time I had an acute case of alcohol poisoning brought on, I believe, by a bad pint served me at one of those hostelries, and my memory of the subsequent events was permanently affected.