Read by Dave Zezulka
All right then mates, I don't mind saying it was a bad situation. Fucking bad, actually. I couldn't believe they'd just left me like that, the others. Well I'm a big bloke, you know, I'm hardly inconspicuous, and yet there I was anyway, standing around like a prize fucking lemon in the arse-end of nowhere, with nothing but shit trees and desert in any direction, as far as I could see. There was no pool, there was no caff, there were no proper facilities, in fact there didn't seem to be any sort of infrastructure at all.