Read by the magnificent Gloria Sanders
The Strange and Epic Saga of Mermaid Strippers, Disaster, Salvation, Gold, Capsizing, Fire, Hiccups, Mutiny, Shipwreck, A Cult, Prison, Escape, and Mermaid Strippers again
Chapter the First: Mermaid Strippers
Always when you enter a strip club, there is this drunk guy at the bar, talking to you. I say talking, but really only shouting in your dirección. Maybe he is shouting “Tits!” or maybe he shouts “Arse!”, but actually he is only lonely, and wants to talk about what a screw-up he and his life is.